The Christian Science Monitor called it "self-serving." Flash fiction that ignites a religious scandal in a jam.
Cartier Biscuits and the Labia Tiara
Cook measured the flour in expensive gossip. The dough would prove the yeast rise to meet classy scandal. Her dalliance was flavored with Follain's Marmalade with Jameson Irish Whiskey that would ignite a religious scandal in a jam, grand spread with lesbian polygamy as rich as a 24 carat gold clit clip from Tiffany and Co. Ten diamonds wrapped around each lip, the flour was beginning to show through the white paste on the Cartier family jewels. The treasure trove was kept in the kitchen in a hidden drawer disguised as a pull-out butcher block cutting board molded into the Lazy Susan, that etymology taken from a revolving server rotating tray; she can be seen, but not heard, nor can she hear, she simply minds her business and carries out your orders in a jiffy. To Hell with spice racks! The Christian Science Monitor called it "self-serving." Every lesbian in the baby-boomer generation was hungry for this collection. Who would have guessed the Cartier Biscuits were given as doggie treats at the backdoor and the bobby pin pre-dates the Labia Tiara, that puts the squeeze on an expression of affection, vanity decoration with three greyhounds mounted on each other in diamonds?
‘I have to go back soon,’ says Adam one afternoon. Yes, I know he has to go back soon. He has to go back to London and to his job and his apprenticeship. He has taken the maximum number of days leave – he has taken his entire Summer holiday in the Sp
A young technician mourns his lover until he meets another man - a man with a secret. But there are other secrets as a jealous ghost returns to protect his turf.
