Sage Sweetwater, click
here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.
Blogs by Sage Sweetwater
Snow Country! 11/5/2022 12:14:08 PM
From the Sweetwater film Snow Country, Cervantes, drug kingpin Jalisco Cartel original! It's snowing in Aspen, Duo! That's good to know, Duo!
INT. WHITEHOUSE HALLWAY - SAME
NANCY PELOSI, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE meets SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL in the long hallway.
NANCY
Snowing in Colorado,
Mitch.
MCCONNELL
Good to know, Nancy.
Nancy walks on by with her briefcase in hand.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. OFFICE - SAME
McConnell and STEVE BANNON Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor are having a conversation.
MCCONNELL
Bannon, we have to get
that cocaine on down the
distribution line. Putin
is threatening a viral
outbreak of the germ.
Where is the shipment?
It's been too damn long.
BANNON
It's held up.
MCCONNELL
Who in the hell?
BANNON
Two lesbian bitches in
Aspen.
MCCONNELL
That parcel of land in
Pitkin County? I thought
we had that sealed up.
I'll put in a call to
Koch and Tabby the rail
owner. They'll free up
the pipeline.
BANNON
I don't think so this
time. Those women have
possession of the
shipping container. They
confiscated the kilos.
Washed and cut the snow
up for their pharma
product.
MCCONNELL
Kavanaugh can fix it.
Bannon makes his exit waving his hand in the air.
BANNON (V.O.)
Don't judge a book by its
cover, Mitch. See you on
the flip side.
_______________________________
INT. VENUS YACHT - SAME
Cracklee and Otis are aboard the yacht with a DOZEN others, men and women. They are all busy at work stacking kilos of cocaine on WOODEN SHIPPING PALLETS from the floor up. It is an international smuggling ring.
CRACKLEE
Raul wants his coke cut
with sugarcane.
OTIS
Is that a thing?
CRACKLEE
Ask Miguel Díaz-Canel.
OTIS
Who?
CRACKLEE
President of Cuba.
OTIS
Communist blow.
EDISON walks by with a GLASS JAR filled with RAW PRECIOUS GEMSTONES all mixed together in different colors. He holds the jar up to the light and turns it in his hand. He brings the jar back down in front of him and opens it up. He picks out a ruby gem and puts the rock between his thumb and forefinger rotating his hand from side to side.
EDISON
Retirement never looked
so good. 401-K for me and
Ruby.
CRACKLEE
What do you know about
fencing Edison?
EDISON
It keeps deer out of the
garden. What do you know
about crack lee?
CRACKLEE
Stuck in your ass
Edison.
___________________________________
INT. WHITEHOUSE - DAY
MICHAEL COHEN is walking down a hall carrying a briefcase. He passes WILLIAM BARR, Attorney General in the hallway.
COHEN
It's snowing in Aspen, Mr. Barr.
BARR
Good to hear, Mr. Cohen.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - SAME
STORMY DANIELS is being mobbed by a group of reporters. They are all sticking microphones in her face.
STORMY DANIELS
A storm's a coming, baby.
_________________________________
SNOW ON THE BACKLIT BIG SCREEN MONITORS, the PANELS filled with DONALD TRUMP and THE AMERICAN FLAG. The words displayed are DONALD TRUMP THE SECOND COMING 2024.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. PODCAST STUDIO – DAY
Michael Cohen, former attorney of Donald Trump, is sitting behind the microphone at his studio, with his headphones on. He apologizes to Stormy Daniels. It's their first meeting after Michael paid her hush money to quiet her about her encounter with Donald Trump. They make amends and bury the hatchet.
AUDIO NOTE: (The voices of Cohen and Daniels are rendered in Podcast Tone.)
COHEN
In the midst of a
snowstorm here in New
York City, I am seated
behind my desk in front
of a microphone. I have
invited and welcomed
Stormy Daniels to my
podcast, Mea Culpa
streaming from LiveXLive’s
PodcastOne and Audio Up.
FAST FORWARD:
STORMY DANIELS
My battle is just now
starting. People are
really upset, and they’re
just going to get more
pissed off at me.
COHEN
You and I both went
through hell and back.
I'm sorry for the
needless pain I put you
through. Both of our
stories will be forever
linked with Donald Trump,
but also with one
another. Thanks for
giving me a second
chance.
STORMY DANIELS
If I could just wave a
magic wand and make
everything go back to
the way it was before, I
would absolutely do
that.
____________________________
EXT. FEDERAL SUPREME COURT – WASHINGTON D.C. - DAY
DISSOLVE TO:
Supreme Court Justice BRETT KAVANAUGH meets
Supreme Court Justice AMY CONEY BARRETT in the hallway, both wearing their black judge's robes.
JUSTICE BRETT KAVANAUGH
It's snowing in Aspen, Amy.
JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT
Good to hear, Brett.
____________________________
EXT. CITY SIDEWALK – SAME
Ex-President BARAK OBAMA is walking on a city sidewalk downtown. He has his cell phone to his ear.
BARACK OBAMA
It's snowing in Aspen, Joe.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. WHITEHOUSE, WASHINGTON D.C. – SAME
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. WHITEHOUSE - SAME
U.S. PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN dressed in a dark NAVY BLUE SUIT is standing in front of a window looking out. He has his phone to his ear.
JOE BIDEN
Good to hear, Barack.
_________________________________
EXT. WHITE SAND BEACH – SAME
Leonardo Di Caprio in DARK SUNGLASSES, wearing COLORFULL BEACH PRINT JAMS that go below his knees, WHITE SLEEVELESS TANK TOP is walking in SANDALS on the white sand beach with a cocktail in his hand. He takes a drink.
LEONARDO
Pipeline is broken. The
Leopard Cartel, the two
women own the stones.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DUBAI GROUNDS - SAME
FAZZA
Your country's oil future
depends on the barter.
Get with the politics,
Leo!
_________________
INT. VATICAN HOLY ROOM – DAY
POPE FRANCIS in his WHITE ROBE, SILVER CROSS and SKULL CAP is in the Holy room with the CARDINAL.
POPE
Sta nevicando ad Aspen.
CARDINAL
Buon ascolto, Santo
Padre.
SCENE NOTE:(The Pope speaks the phrase in ITALIAN as does the Cardinal. The ENGLISH translation It's snowing in Aspen is put IN CAPTION on the screen, and Good to hear, Holy Father is put in CAPTION on the screen in post-production editing
________________________________
INT. TELEVISION STUDIO – DAY
Phil is taping a segment of his Dr. Phil Show. He
is setting in a chair giving a few words about success.
PHIL
Since childhood, I've
been obsessed with
success. I have studied
highly effective people
to figure out what they
had in common. I
discovered that success
is not a mystery. It
leaves clues every step
of the way. There's one
characteristic shared by
those who get results,
like Bill Gates.
END FLASHBACK
TIMECUT:
INT. FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT – DAY
Phil and Bill Gates are having lunch. A relevant conversation pursues.
PHIL
They should never have
been kept apart, Bill.
BILL GATES
They were too damn
threatening to the wealth
of us who hold sway in
The Deep State, Phil. We
couldn't have it, NO!,
not two power couple
lesbian estate landowners
who own mineral rights to
high-quality diamonds and
gems. It's just not
written in the books of
the future New World
Order.
PHIL
They had a clear picture
of their success from the
start. They imagined
their ultimate
achievement. That 20/20
vision helped them
clarify their priorities
and gave them the drive
to achieve greatness.
They never lost sight of
the end goal.
_______________________________
INT. OFFICE – SAME
DR. PHILLIP MCGRAW, TV personality and
psychologist is in his office with a PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.
PHIL
Where are the diamonds
and sapphires? And the
snow? Robin's jewelry
line Christmas orders
are backed up. She can't
meet supply and demand.
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
In Trinidad.
PHIL
Cuba? Are you kidding
me?!
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
She told me Steve Jobs
yacht Venus was hijacked
and has been apprehended
in Trinidad. It was
abandoned for some
reason. The Tijuana
Jalisco Cartel was doing
business with Raul
Castro and Miguel DíazCanel.
PHIL
She told you this
information? The woman
has Alzheimer's. She's
not a reliable source.
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR
Phil, the woman has a
sharp mind and high
intelligence. She's at
the top of her game.
It's a scam. Mark
Burnett forged the film
scripts. He removed the
original screenwriter's
name. It's a case of
intellectual property
theft, identity theft,
fraud, money
laundering, jewel
fencing, and drug
trafficking.
CROSSFADE:
INT. OFFICE – SAME
ROBIN MCGRAW, Phil's wife bursts through the office door unannounced. She is in a fury.
