Many moons ago, I was working in Centenary Hospital’s outpatient department. My duty was to obtain pre-operative ECGs (electrocardiograms) and to collect blood and urine samples. On one particular morning, a tall, husky man – approximately 25 years old, sat in front of me - his wife, by my side. After collecting two vials of blood, I handed him a specimen container and asked for a urine sample.
Ten minutes passed, but he hadn’t returned. At first, I didn’t feel that it was anything out of the ordinary. After all, it’s not always easy to void on demand. After another ten minutes, my curiosity was heightened when his wife started pacing. I decided to knock on the washroom door. “Are you alright?”
His response, “Ya, I’m okay. I’ll be out in a minute.”
When he appeared, I immediately knew what had taken him so long - so did his wife.
One must remember that in some hospitals, urine containers are in the shape of test tubes (as was his).
He proudly handed me the container, jam packed --
I still can’t figure out how he got it into that narrow tube. Without missing a beat and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment, I picked up another tube and asked for a “pee” specimen.
He appeared agitated. “You should have asked me the first time. I don’t know if I can go again.”
Little did he know that I did. The young man didn’t understand what I meant by the word, “urine.”
Eventually, after four glasses of water, he was able to give me the needed sample. I’m only sorry that I had to discard his first donation.
As they were leaving the laboratory, I heard his wife chuckling. Seconds later, he said, “shit” and she responded – “exactly.” They both burst out laughing, as did I.
Now, regardless of who the patient is, I approach this situation differently. If you ever happen to appear in front of me for a pre-operative workup - you will hear me ask, “Can you “pee” in the container for me?” Yep, that’ll be me.
This experience reminded me that just because the terms; urine, void and micturate are common, every day words to me; they are not necessarily routine for others.
Susan, 2007
