I was at it again,broke,paying my rent buying food there I was looking for a job to do,anything was my resume,I saw an add and read it,the add said a bridge jumper was needed the pay one thousand dollars.I walked over to where the add said to go and they then were filming a commercial and a scene was a man was tired and fed up with working all the time struggling just to make it , I was going to be his double,so the scene came they tied a rope around me and someone said jump,nit even thinking about it I looked at the director who yelled jump and taking a deep breath I remembered others that had bungi jump off a bridge, dear God what did I get myself into. ' If my mother could see me now,' I yelled jumping over the bridge,' All this for my rent and 999,99 cents .' Damn. end
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.