I'll be performing at Ting Wow's North Korean Food Restaurant and Cat Ranch soon. I was there last year and several arrests were made. I mean, what could go wrong here? Cats check in but they don't check out. Maybe it's Ting's motto, "Our Food Is The Cat's Meeeeow!"
When the police arrived, Ting cat-egorically denied the charges and raised such a cat-erwaul that he was more or less cat-apulted into jail while they cat-alogued the evidence. What a cat-astrophe.
I need a vacation. Wonder how the weather is in the Cat-skills this time of year? Or, I could just go eat dinner. Cat-fish anyone? (Come on. You had to have seen that one coming.)
Ting has also started his own clothing line starting with a large tent-like dress he calls a Meow-Meow. Buy a six-pack of them and get a free nuclear detonator and fashionable cat-claw necklace.
Come to think of it, a lot of Ting's customers are wearing tents. Obviously, that feline frikasee packs a lot of calories.
For more, go to my site, diggerdan.i-smell-mice.
Right click on the floating bone pile and win a dish that will have you coughing up furballs for the next decade.
My psychiatrist, Dr. Demonic, says I play fast and hard with the truth. That's why I put fire ants in his jogging shoes. I've got some great pictures.
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