Welcome to the MAD MAD MAD WORLD OF - ME!
After answering Karla's question, I just HAD to share this S**T !!!
P.S. Defective Crystal Ball for Sale - CHEAP!
EARTH - IS IT TOO LATE?
(C) - 4/22/08 - TOM HYLAND
KARLA --- Naaaaa ... plenty of time ... couple things gotta happen 1st :---
we nuke Iran, N Korea nukes us, melting N Pole turns HOMES into new Ocean, Canadian -
in 2nd term, Prez Hillary declares war on Mexico, PRESS 2 for English inaugurated, by 2016, still re-building N'ORLEANS, but, Dow-Jones hits 25,000,
Rudolph, the Red-nosed SENATOR, is still goin' strong - buys the bridge at Chappaquittock and uses as a lawn ornament!
American Idol contestant CHOKES SIMON TO DEATH, Puerto Rico becomes 51st State, and CUBA 52nd, British Isles are now WEST United Arab Republic,
OIL reaches 500/bbl. ONLY that's what WE are charging OPEC, cause theirs still GLOWS in the dark
(since we nuked middle-east), Palestine Republic finally exists, only it's in ICELAND! but melting FAST!
Andreas Fault finally gave up the ghost & CA is USA's newest ISLAND - LONG ISLAND & CONEY ISLAND SUNK!
Bob Barker is BACK on The Price Is Right, Bush & Cheney start new organization - Gay Warmongers' Anonymous!
Polar Bears and Brown Bears MERGE, taking over Central Park - somehow ALL HORSES are missing from Manhattan ?
Water Purification Tablets only COST 1/2 week's SALARY! no more Lawn-Mowing 'cause "grass" is now all PLASTIC!
LEGO is hugest homebuilder in history, all houses are BLOCKS! Automobiles are extinct, most HOMELESS now have places to sleep!
Electric (battery) MO-PEDS & BI-PEDS & RICKSHAWS are now main sources of transportation - HEY, but ACCIDENT stats are down! ERGO, LAWYERS are EXTINCT ALSO! no big loss!
oh, there's more, but I gotta run, er -uh- walk - to Black Market to trade H2O Tabs for CIGGIES!
SCORE?
War, Drugs, Crime - UP 10,000 % -
Sanity, Honesty, Fairness - DOWN 10,000 % -
so, basically - EVEN, right?
TK
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Take Care Of Your Children Our Children 1ST...
THE WORLD (GOD)TAKES CARE OF ITSELF...
Now: If We Can DEPORT 20 Million Illegals Mexicanos Out Of Los Angelese Sleazy Mexifornia--
Even Drinking Water Won't Have Any More Bacteria (FECES) In It And No More Live Throw Away Trash Bin Baby's From Knocked Up 11,12,13 Year Olds Who (Illiterate) Think Human Baby's Are (Toys) Dolls...
OH, You Can Also Leave Any Unwanted trash Bin Baby's/Toys (Baby's) At Local Fire Stations...
Credit Illuminating Write...
TRASK
Sanity, Honesty, Fairness - DOWN 10,000 % -
Water Purification Tablets only COST 1/2 week's SALARY! no more Lawn-Mowing 'cause "grass" is now all PLASTIC!
You actually make me glad to be getting old. And you truly make me want to head for my isolated Walden's Pond, and enjoy my remaining days before this old world truly becomes Hell.
(And 'plastic' grass and 'spray on green' grass is already being used in Vegas and Florida, and I'm sure one day soon, coming to a neighborhood near you, everyone will have it - no thanks, my friend!)