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Now, hold on thar, just a minute, Pilgrim - I didn't invent that name - in fact, I had FOKKERS, until I Googled it, and saw the correct spelling!

Wouldn't want to step on anyone's toes, you know!

FOOTNOTE: Just found out yesterday from my "Taxpayer's Advocate" that absolutely NOTHING has been done to help my case with IRS since her "promise" way back in August. Can't imagine why anyone in the GUVMINT would hold a grudge against me. DUH!





MEET THE FOCKERS

© - Tom Hyland - 10-09-08

I think that was the name of the 2004 movie, where Barbra Streisand played the male nurse’s (Ben Stiller) mother, and Dustin Hoffman played his father, right? Well, anyway, this little Gem has nothing to do with the movie - I just Loved the title, to wit:

MEET THE FOCKERS


Well, THAT didn’t work! After spending a half hour Googling and searching U.S. government sites - I give up! I wanted to print a simple List of All the Names of the Members of Congress - the 100 Senators and 435 Representatives - so, this article will be much shorter in length. So, let’s just call Them - The FAB 535 -

Next, we have:

BUSH - CHENEY - RUMSFELD - POWELL - McCAIN - PALIN - OBAMA - BIDERMAN - GRAMM - PAULSON - GREENSPAN - ALL THE CEO’S OF: NYSE & BANKING & INVESTMENT CO’S - CHEMICAL CO’S - PHARMACEUTICAL CO’S - FANNIE MAE & FREDDIE MAC - OIL CO’S - WARMONGERS - PROFITEERS - CROOKED JUDGES - CROOKED LAWYERS (is that an Oxymoron)?

Let’s just guestimate there are only 465 of these Lying Deadbeats, okay?

So, that means that only a mere handful of 1,000 FOCKERS have SODOMIZED OVER 270,000,000 AMERICAN CITIZENS -

Does your Hiney-Hole Hurt like Mine?

SODOM & GOMORRAH -

For those of you who like Bible Stuff, here is a link, which has more info and pictures too!

http://www.bibleplus.org/discoveries/sodomfound.htm

Sodom and Gomorrah Rediscovered?
The story of Sodom and Gomorrah

"Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah --from the LORD out of the heavens. Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, including all those living in the cities --and also the vegetation in the land." Genesis 19:24, 25 NIV)

“At the south end of the beautiful, yet barren Dead Sea area, there is a mountain known as Mt. Sodom. It is adjacent to an area that the city of Sodom was located. The Bible indicates that there were more than just the two cities of Sodom and Gomorrah that were destroyed that day. So far, at least 5 cities have been discovered that were turned to ash and have sulfur balls strewn throughout them. The location of each of these was found by scrutinizing satellite maps of the area, locating geometric shapes, particularly square or rectangular areas. Visits to each location, with the subsequent finding of a city turned to ash and many sulfur balls (brimstone in the King James version of the Bible), provided confirmation.”

Anyway, if you are content, and just Love the Status Quo, just do NOTHING - the next group of FOCKERS will jump right in, without missing a beat! Whether Democrats or Republicans Win - does not matter - Either Way - WE LOSE!

Can you even fathom what would happen if - The Great Silent Majority - (the Literally DUMB Folks) - were to All Unite and

VOTE AGAINST BOTH EMBEDDED PARTIES?

What a Hew and Cry there would be!

Talk about MAKING HISTORY - WOW!

Want More of the Same? Vote Republican!

Want More of the Same? Vote Democrat!

If anyone had an ounce of Intelligence, you would realize and accept the Fact that ALL these FOCKERS have been In Bed Together ever since 1776 - They spout their Campaign Promises and Pearls of Wisdom (ALL LIES) - when in the Public Eye, then go meet behind Closed Doors, and MAKE DEALS THAT PROFIT T-H-E-M!

They Rub Elbows at Cocktail Parties, Play Golf Together, Scratch Each Other’s Backs (and Behinds), Add Pork Barrels to Every Bill that comes down the Pike, Enjoy the Trips, Gifts, and Payola of Lobbyists - and then -

AND THEN - when one of Their Own gets Caught with his/her Hand in the Cookie Jar - a Mere Slap on the Knuckles and a couple of Hail Mary’s - that’s the Ethics Punishment!

Like I said at the Beginning - MEET THE FOCKERS!

But, wouldn’t it be nice, just once in a Lifetime, to make History and -

BEAT THE FOCKERS!

© TKH



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Reviewed on October 10, 2008
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