IF'N YEW DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE -

SHAME ON EWE!

LOOK THEM UP IN YER 'FUNK & WAGNAL'S'

POO-POO or POOH-POOH ?

© - Tom Hyland - 6/30/10 TO 7/4/10


RE: My Granny Goose Floozie -

6/29/2010
Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Betcha it was a sly raccoon creepin' out of the bushes, Tom. Ya' gotta hang tight to dear ol' Granny Goose!! And hide the bat...
Good laughs, my friend...
Blessings and Love - Micke



6/29/2010
Ed Matlack

I can't believe I missed this one, so do you lick the windows as I occasionally pee on myself, I'll admit it, no shame...You walk around with a catheter stuck in your, er, ah, well you know and tell me you don't sometimes get it to go around the tube...its normal per the doc...e



6/29/2010
* Starman * *

Yikes! I will make sure not to cross paths with her. This is borderline insanity, just on this side of Freudian genius.


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RE: My - Four Lines About Money -

6/30/2010
Georg Mateos
Why there is always the rich telling us that money doesn't bring happiness?

Georg

GEORG -

because they ARE rich, and they are NOT happy - WHY?

They want it ALL ... not just SOME!

IF YOU AND I STILL HAVE OUR MEASLEY 2 CENTS WORTH - THEY WANT IT!

CUZ MONEY-BAGS ...


6/29/2010
Karen Palumbo

Cute. Not sure about this because I walked away from it a long time ago because there were too many strings attached. Besides, anything I take in I end up giving it away. Makes Robert crazy too!

Be always safe,
Karen


6/29/2010
Patrick Granfors

Love the photo. Golden butt nuggets. Patrick


6/29/2010
Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Add'n to your four lines...
"If you got the IT, honey
I’ve got The Time"
(Willie Nelson, written by Lefty Frizzell & ???)

Short and Sweet, Tom!! Blessings and Love - Micke

6/29/2010
Ed Matlack

OMG, a short write from the KING of LOOOOONNNNNGGGGG writes, the guy that is as long winded as a government official on speed...like this one, so much easier to read...;-) ed

JOISEY ... OMG ... YEW CAN READ ??? ? ? ?



6/29/2010
Carin' Spirit

the rainbow is beautiful, the pot of gold for me, is not money it is peace and happiness.



6/29/2010
D Johnson

Great picture...your four lines says it all.

Cheers,
Dan



6/29/2010
* Starman * *

A misquote by the devil himself, though Poe may bet his head on it!

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RE: Regis Auffray’s - Health Care Industry and Related Issues -

REG - WELL SAID!

THE HUMAN BODY CAN ACTUALLY HEAL ITSELF - WHEN - ONE STOPS INGESTING POISONS, CHEMICALS, AND MAN-MADE CONCOCTIONS WITH LONG LATIN NAMES, WHICH WE CALL 'MEDS!'

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH GOOD HEALTH - BUT - I ALSO SOUGHT AND USED THE SERVICES OF GOOD CHIROPRACTORS FOR OVER 45 YEARS! THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED BY LAW (AND THE AMA) TO WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS - AND - THEY DON'T WANT TO DO SO!

NATURAL HERBS, OILS, AND VITAMINS AND HEALTHY DIETS - ALONG WITH PERIODIC REALIGNMENTS OF VERTEBRAE - ALLOW THE BODY TO FUNCTION NATURALLY, AS IT IS MEANT TO!

SHOW ME AN M.D. AND I'LL SHOW YOU A 'PILL-PUSHER' - WORKING SURREPTITIOUSLY FOR 'BIG PHARMA!'

MANY, IF NOT MOST - WITH NO EMPATHY, NO SYMPATHY, BUT WITH MUCHO APATHY!

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO 'CURE' A PATIENT, WHO IS A LONG-TERM 'CAPTIVE' GUINEA PIG? REVOLVING DOORS OF REPEAT BUSINESS ... AD INFINITUM!

MY SON, OF WHOM I AM EXTREMELY PROUD, HAS MORE EMPATHY IN HIS LITTLE FINGER THAN ANY 10 M.D.S - HE IS A CHIROPRACTOR - AND A DAMNED GOOD ONE - WHO HELPS HEAL PEOPLE!

NOT OVER-DRUG THEM AND HIDE SYMPTOMS!

PEACE - TOM.

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RE: My - TEMPER FUGIT -

7/3/2010
* Starman * *

Wow. Tom this is easily the most original thing I have seen in a long time.


7/3/2010
J'nia Fowler

As long as we have choices we are hopeful. It is when our choices dwindle to nothing that we cease to hope or thrive. I'm thankful for all the choices I have and am hopeful that I will choose the right ones. Thanks Tom. Hugs, J'nia


7/3/2010
Mr. Ed

It's always been our choice, no matter what others may say. And Happy First Day of The Rest of Our Lives.


7/3/2010
Georg Mateos

Temper-fugit refers to Dick Cheney's firing that shotgun on a lawyers face? (LOL)

Cuz EDvard

7/2/2010
Regis Auffray

Thank you for sharing your philosophy in an original fashion, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis


7/2/2010
Karen Palumbo

Today is the first day of your life. All the today's are yesterdays tomorrows. The whole point is in not wasting the time we are given to share and do good for others...

Be always safe,
Karen

7/2/2010
Elisabeth Barstowe

I don't know, I'm kind of torn between fly like and eagle and make lemonade. I think I'll do both, at the same time. Cause my oh my, time flies. Gotta get a move on. ;)
7/2/2010
Carin' Spirit

Wow, I knew Chuck personally and his daughter Jade, it was sad when he died. I think it was 1999. I wonder what he did with all the money and planes and horses and his mansion at the top of the hill in the middle ranch in Marshall, Ca. I am sure the member's got a refund, I never did get my $1,000.00 back, hmmm do I have an inheretance sitting some where. It was where Dillion Beach is, I reminice everytime I drive that road. My horses name was Browny


7/2/2010
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

WONDERFUL inspiration in these lines, Tom -- well done! A keeper! (As are you -- mwah!)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


7/2/2010
Ed Matlack

Sometimes, unfortunately more than I would wish, I cry in my diet rootbeer, but when self confidence is at a low ebb, that is all some of us can do...good write,Tom...e


7/2/2010
D Johnson

It's all in the attitude...nice write

Cheers,
Dan

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RE: Dan L. Johnson’s - Professor Moriarity is Caught -

DAN - ELEMENTARY INDEED!

You have woven a unique tale into a fine tapestry, melded together with excellent Haiku.

Both Holmes and Sir Arthur have been done Proud!

"The Game is Afoot ..." Tom.

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RE: Georg E Mateos’ - Four Lines About You-Know-What -

MON-SEWER GEORG E -

IF YOUSE 3 GUYZ IZ THE THREE 'MUSK-E-TEARS' ...
AS IN SMELL LIKE MUSK, CAUSING TEARS -

DEN I MUS' BE CUZ D'ARTAGNIAN -

WHO GOT DA PRIZE FER MIDGET SIZE!

'LIL JOHNNY' ALWAYS GITS 'SHORT-SHAFTED'
IN ANY DUELS!

FIE ON ROBESPIERRE!

"50 MILLION FRENCHMEN CAN'T BE ... LONG!"

:) :) :) ... VIVA L'FRANCE'! TK...

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RE: Matlack’s - DICK Q. PUBLIC -

JOISEY ...

the 'Q' is for QUOTIDIAN - of the most ordinary, everyday kind!

done or experienced on a daily basis!

recurring, or flaring up every day!

a fever, especially malaria, in which attacks of the illness occur daily!

JOHN QUOTIDIAN PUBLIC ...
EACH OF US IS A DAILY SCHMUCK ...

ALLOWING 'BIG BROTHER' TO SCREW US -

WITH NO VASELINE, NOR ANY K-Y JELLY!

HAPPY FOURTH !!! CUZ TK...

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