COUNT-DOWN ... 67 DAYS 'TIL LABOR DAY!

GOT MILK?

NEWS FROM ‘THE FRONT’

© - Tom Hyland - 6/26/11


DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT:

FORSOOTH, THOU HAST MERELY A SOLITARY NEED ...
THAT WHICH SHALL SOLVE ALL THY PROBLEMS ...

AT THE FORTH-COMING REUNION, WE SHALL INSTITUTE
A TWO-STEP PROCESS - TO WIT:

1. THY SISTER, TIGER LILY ED SHALL CONDUCT A SEANCE,
IN WHICH SHE SHALL CALL UPON, AND RESURRECT THE SOUL
OF PETER SELLERS - WHO SHALL RETURN AS 'DR. STRANGELOVE'!

2. DR. STRANGELOVE SHALL THEN PROMPTLY PERFORM A -
FRONTAL LOBOTOMY UPON THAT BULBOUS BULGE UPON THY
SHOULDERS!

IN THE INTEREST OF BOTH SCIENCE, AS WELL AS 'ENTERTAINMENT' FOR ALL IN ATTENDANCE, WHILST THE SURGERY IS BEING PERFORMED, NO CELL PHONES CAN BE FUNCTIONAL, LEST SOME 'BRAIN-WAVE' INTERFERENCE MIGHT OCCUR.

FOLLOWING SAID SURGICAL PROCEDURE, A RECEPTION SHALT BE HELD IN THY SOLE HONOR, WHEREUPON THEE MAY 'GIGGLE' AND 'DROOL' QUITE FREELY!

DURING SAID RECEPTION, THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR SHALL PRESENT THEIR RENDITION OF THAT TIMELY OLD GOSPEL 'TUNE' ... "WE SHALL OVERCOME!"

PEEWEE ED ADVISES THAT A 'LITE FARE' SHALT BE AVAILABLE FOR THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS OCCASION:

KEGS OF 'COORS LIGHT' - A THIRST-QUENCHING APERITIF ...
'MEDICINAL WEED' - FOR EUPHORIC REMEMBRANCES -
VARIOUS AND SUNDRY SHAPES, SIZES, AND TYPES OF CHEESES ...
INCLUDING 'TOE.'
CRATES AND CRATES OF 'ANIMAL CRACKERS' ... APROPOS INDEED!

ADDITIONAL 'VITTLES' - SUCH AS 'RHODE ISLAND RED ROAD KILL' - SHALL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WITH DELICATE PALATES, AS WELL AS THE 'GASTRONOMICAL GOURMETS' IN ATTENDANCE ...

OH - ANOTHER 'FLASH' JUST ARRIVED ...

A LARGE OAKEN VAT SHALL BE PRESENT FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE - TO STOMP N' SQUASH THE 'GRAPES OF WRATH!' -

THE FRESH WINE PRODUCED THEREBY SHALL BE ALLOWED TO FERMENT AND AGE JUST ABOUT TEN MINUTES!

THE GOLD ENGRAVED INVITATIONS AND R.S.V.P.'S ARE AT THE PRINTERS' AS WE SPEAK ...

THIS 'EXTRAVAGANZA' MAY VERY WELL BE THE 'BESTEST' ED PARTY EVER!

EVER-LUVIN' CUZIN - TOM ... THE 'CUR SIR' ...