CAUTION: This article is in no way Pretty!

It may be Honest, Forthright, and maybe even a tad Accurate ... but not for the 'Faint of Heart'!

Peruse at your own RISK!


OH ... the Pic caption, in case you can't read the small print, says:

"DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA SNIFF IT ...
IT'S WHAT I DO ...

We STINK !


© - Tom Hyland - 2/26/13


I think it was somewhere in Mark that Jesus said:
“It is what comes out of a man that makes him ‘unclean’.”

So, just How do We Stink?
Let me Count the Ways...

1. Number One is when we Do a Number Two! UGH !
Ever walk into a Restroom After someone just ‘Took a Dump’?
“Who DIED in Here?”

2. How about Sweaty Armpits? Stinko!
Especially if you ate Garlic earlier ...

3. After Workouts - Sweaty Crotches!
Over-Worked Sweat Glands ... Egad!

4. What about ‘Body Odor’?
Some individuals Really REEK, don’t they?

5. Then, there’s HALITOSIS ...
I once had a Boss whose Breath Always Smelled like...
He Just Ate somebody’s Number TWO!
GADZOOKS!

6. Next, what about ‘Eye Boogers’?
Ever smell those little Dudes? YUCK!

7. What is that Stuff that comes out of ‘White-heads’ when Popped?
PUS ... ‘the yellowish or greenish fluid that forms at sites of infection,
Consisting of dead white blood cells, dead tissue,
Bacteria, and blood serum’ ...
Isn’t that description really Appetizing?
Double UGH!

8. Have you ever considered ‘Toe Cheese’?
DISGUSTING is pretty descriptive, isn’t it?

CAUTION:

If you are Squeamish ... do NOT Read the Following!

9. Women’s ‘Yeast Infections’ are certainly No Picnic, Right?
I wouldn’t know, just a ‘Wild Guess’!

10. DEAD ‘Little Men’ ... SPERMIES!
OMG ... REPULSIVE ... to say the Least!


Like I Said:

WE STINK !!!


And ... What can we DO about it?

1. Bathroom DEODORIZER!
2. Underarm DEODORANT!
3. Take a SHOWER!
4. Take MORE SHOWERS! MORE FREQUENTLY!
5. GARGLE with MOUTHWASH ... A LOT!
FLOSS! TOOTHPASTE!

6. WASH YER FACE!
7. DON’T ‘POP’ ‘EM!
8. WASH YER FEET!
9. DON’T GET COLPITIS!
10. BURY THOSE LIL SUCKERS SOONER!


© - TKH...... OOPS!

An Observant reader pointed out that I MISSED
an important reason that WE STINK ...

11. GAS ... FARTS! Remedy? BEENO 1st !