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Jewish Humor
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Sunday, November 6, 2011
Posted: Tuesday, November 1, 2011

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Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and...


 
 
Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as one of the characteristics of Jewish humor revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance. This is such a story:
 
Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,
"Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"
 
Moshe burst into tears.
 
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying. What’s your problem?"
 
"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me.
 
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
 
But enough about me, how's your day going?"


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Reviewed by Jim Garcia
Reviewed on November 5, 2011
Totally enjoyed the joke.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on November 4, 2011
I love Jewush humor of all types. Great gag. Patrick

Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on November 2, 2011
Love it!

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on November 2, 2011
Nice!
Thanks for sharing. LOL.
John

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on November 1, 2011
You just gotta love this one!!! LMHO! Good one, Mark.

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on November 1, 2011
Hahahahahahahaha! Cute one, Mark!

Thanks for the chuckles,
Anna

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