Perhaps just a Tad Political ...

But No Science Whatsoever !

Follow SUIT ... or ... TRUMP ?


Tom Hyland - (C) - 5/15/16

In some Playing Card games, one Must do ...
One Or the Other ...

In other games, one Must follow Suit, if possible ...
And Must Trump, if Not.

If neither Suit, nor Trump is held ...
Only then, can throw an "Off" suit card.

So, what do Cards have to do with Trump?
As in ... Donald J.

Some 'Believers' think he is the ...
Ace of Diamonds ...
Because of his Wealth.

Some think he's the King of Clubs ...
Because of his Power.

We all know that he is ...
Certainly NOT the Queen of Hearts ...
As he has None!

Still Others believe he may verily be ...
The Jack, or Knave of Spades ...
A Rascal, Scoundrel, or Rogue.

But ... What if he is One of the only Two cards ...
That come with every new Deck ...
The JOKER!

The one like a Chameleon ...
Who can Change Faces, or Policies, or Plans ...
On a Dime!

SO ... let us Assume the following Scenarios:

He is Nominated by the Ambivalent 'Party of NO' ...
He Wins the Election in November ...
He is Inaugurated in January ...

At the end of his Oath of Office he States:
"All of you current Cabinet Members ...
YOU'RE FIRED!

The very next morning, on National Television ...
He Names his New Cabinet ...

Secretary of State ... CEO of Haliburton.
Secretary of Treasury ... CEO of Wells Fargo.
Secretary of Defense ... CEO of NRA.
Attorney General ... JUDGE JUDY!
Secretary of the Interior ... CEO of Hilton Hotels.

Secretary of Agriculture ... CEO of Monsanto.
Secretary of Commerce ... CEO of JP Morgan Chase.
Secretary of Labor ... CEO of Bank of America.
Secretary of Health & Human Services ... President of JHU.
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development ...
CEO of Citigroup.

Secretary of Transportation ... CEO of General Motors.
Secretary of Energy ... CEO of AMOCO Oil.
Secretary of Education ... Dean of Harvard.
Secretary of Veterans Affairs ... GOMER PYLE!
Secretary of Homeland Security ... CEO of Brinks.
15 ... Count 'Em !

His Third Act ? Double All their Salaries!
Twice The Millions They All Were Being Overpaid!
Can You TRUMP This?

(C) - TKH.