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Marriage Scenes
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These are some marriage facts that have been noticed over the years.

Different Marriage Scenerios I have Witnessed and Heard
CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true , Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries, son."
CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair?
CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or his wife is new.
CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend: "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 14, 2017
These were all very funny with a bit of truth in each.

If you did not write these or are not the original author, you should state so. I get many anonymous items like this through email. Someone wrote them. If we know, we should give them credit. If not, we should never claim that we wrote them.

Ron

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