SHIT: Most likely the most functional English word of all. Consider this:

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. There are lucky shits, unlucky shits, and dumb shits. There is horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, step in shit, shit a brick, and better duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit, don’t give a shit, or take a shit. You can find yourself in deep shit or a pile of shit. Things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit or never enough shit. You can have the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot of weird shit.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall into a bucket of shit. When all said and done, shit happens.

Care to comment on your shit? Maybe you have some new shit since all this is now old shit.

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