With apologies to The Real Slim Shady

For the past two months, every time the President has expressed his opinion on something, Senator John Kerry has been right behind him explaining why the President is wrong and how he will fix the situation when he is President.

It's been a solid two months of "John Kerry said this, John Kerry said that." Okay, we've established that John Kerry can flap his gums in front of a camera. However, John Kerry seems to be neglecting the job he already has, that of Senator, in favor of his Presidential campaign. He's missed numerous Senate votes while he's been busy going around the country bad-mouthing the President. Personally, I think if he can't be bothered to do the job he was already elected to do, we shouldn't reward him with an even higher position.

I'm not a big fan of George Bush, but the more John Kerry says, the less inclined I am to vote for him. I've reached the saturation point, and am really starting to hate the guy. With his past record of switching sides of a vote, how can we ever be sure of who the 'real' John Kerry is? Whomever he is, I wish he'd shut up.