Well Ladies and Germs - here's some more facetious feces for you to lie fallow, and/or wallow in!

Started out with the thought of just sending this by email to one particular niece. Then, all of a sudden - SWISH-BANG-BOOM -- the lil sucker just mushroomed. so, after a tad of embellishment, here and thar, decided to send it out to ALL my addressees, and did so.

Then, I heard an evil 'snicker' way back in the deep, dark depths of my varlet mind - 'Hell, Tom, you might's well post it on AD, there's just a couple of other SICKO's out there in cyberspace, who might get a SMIRK or two on their face."

Sometimes I think that it is just a diabolical gang of ganglions, permeating my grey matter, that somehow take a sincere thought or idea, and after stating it so profoundly, TWIST it into a repulsive, ugly farce?

They may be coming to take me away, hey, hey --
be that as it may, all work and no play, make Tom a DULLARD!

Don’t know if this kind of ‘crap’ interests you or not, but am sending it anyway – just to find out – OK?

1. needed an answer for a crossword puzzle, had letters – T A _ I _
2. So I googled + got a bunch of URL’S.
3. went to this one --- http://www.languageinindia.com/jan2002/srilanka1.html
4. got answer by reading – TAMIL -

Anyway, if you just skim thru the 150+ yr. history of their ‘seesawing’ between the MAJORITY’s preferred language and the MINORITY’s ---
it causes you to think a bit ???

A. Here in good ole US of A – this BULL-SHIT w/ espanol being 2nd – may well rear its ugly head in the future to be more PROMINENT, right?

B. Then consider the BULL-SHIT going on in IRAQ (probably more like thousands of years, rather than only hundreds, and they have at least FOUR religious factions fighting over politics – SUNIS – SHIITES – KURDS – TURKS – whatever! Can you even imagine what the HELL they’re going to do, if and when it comes down to actually SELECTING WHICH LANGUAGE will ever be the FORMAL one used for making LAWS, et cetera?


So, as the sun slowly sinks into the western sky, each and every evening, what in GOD’S ( ALLAH’S ) GOOD NAME else can we stupid HOMO SAPIENS find to FIGHT ABOUT?

As my ole buddy, Will Shakespeare, oft pondered: “What’s in a name?” EVERYTHING!

What’s in a word? What’s in a LANGUAGE?
ONLY the entire ability to COMMUNICATE and UNDERSTAND each other!

A common ground, from whence we can then properly ---
FRIGGIN’ ARGUE !!!

But, wait just a minute there, Pilgrim –
is there a possible SOLUTION?


YEP! YOU BETCHA YER BIRD! VOTE FOR ME – TOM HYLAND FOR “EMPEROR OF THE WORLD” !!!


I would then DICTATE that ENGLISH be the only acceptable UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE – but, GEE –
what about all those poor MINORITIES?


SIMPLE SOLUTION --- STOP SPENDING ALL YOUR CONFISCATED DOLLARS (by your respective GUVMINTS) ON OBTAINING NUCLEAR WEAPONS !!!

PUT THEM TO WORK INSTEAD, ON BUILDING SPACESHIPS, AND SHIP YOUR ARSES TO THAT NOW NON-PLANET – PLUTO !!!

SET UP YOUR OWN FRIGGIN’ COLONY AND INVENT A TOTALLY NEW LANGUAGE ----->
just as a friendly suggestion,
you might want to call it ------------>
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HOG-WASH!

:) :) :) SMILES :) :) :)

Make it a GREAT DAY! Tom.