This year I was the April Fool ... but it actually started in March !!! Maybe the "IDES" ?

"Murphy's Law" got me good ... everything electronic I touched had a problem!

Couldn't get Online on either Puter for 3 weeks. Took 4 calls with Techies to finally resolve.

Landline for home phone had bad wire. Cell phone worked but only when IT wanted to! TV DVD VHS players all had a "Buzz" in sound.

Then finally, the following Episode occurred ...

"If I Had a Hammer ..."

NEW "Words With Friends"

Tom Hyland - (C) - 4/8/15

The "Update" SUCKS!

Let me Count the Ways ...

First of all, it Forced me to Update ...
Would Not let me play existing games in Progress.
There was No other Choice except click OK!

Next, it would Not Download ...
After it did, Instead of listing current Games ...
It listed All my many Friends on Facebook ...
Trying to Force me to CREATE a new game with one of Them!

After doing so I then discovered that Each Time ...
I tried to PLAY a word, it redundantly Asked ...
Do you want to Play That Word?
DUH?

After a second unnecessary Click ...
Then ... a COMMERCIAL AD !
After Each & Every Word Played!

Then, you have to go to bottom of Screen ...
And click Next Game ...
Then wait Forever to see if the Sucker would finally Load!

Most of the time it would Not load the next Existing Game ...
But go Back to the Freaking Create List Again!
Time Delays and pushing more Buttons than Before!

A Frigging WEEK of Bullshit Ensued ...
I wrote and Complained ...
No Response from ZYNGA !

DUH ?

Games I was trying to play that were In Progress ...
Were Dropped or Deleted, telling players I RESIGNED!
HORSE-SHIT !
( It Makes The Grass Grow Green )

When I saw some Friends in Person ...
I Warned them Not to Update!

Now ... After all this Aggravation & Stress ...
I went to Applications ... on my Android ...
Confirmed that there were Two WWF Applications ...
Confirmed there were Two Different Versions ...

The Older, Original had to be the lower V 2. Something ...
The Newer had to be the V 7. Something ...
Right ?
So, I purposely Uninstalled the V 7. One !

I then Re-booted my Phone, totally removing the Battery ...
Re-Booted ... and Voila !!!

THE OLD ONE WAS GONE & NEW PERSISTED !
DUH ???

But guess what Pilgrims ...
Something Did Change!
Something Did Improve!

My Old Games were Still There ...
They did play more Rapidly ...
But the Stupid Ads & other Stupid Redundancies Remain!


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Now, let me Explain how Simple this Entire Process Works:


A few Years ago, I bought this SAMSUNG 4G Phone ...
My Service is through T MOBILE ...

I Wanted to Play Words With Friends ...
IT is through ZYNGA ...

But ... You Must Load it under WWF ...
But ... You Must do it through GOOGLE Games ...

IT IS LIKE THE FREAKING "DOMINO THEORY"

AND ... GUESS WHAT ELSE PILGRIMS ...

You can be in a Good Location ...
With FOUR BARS ...

B U T ...

If the G-D 4G Red/Green Lites Don't Light ...

NOTHING WORKS !!!

What a System !
What a Country !
What a POS ... "Piece Of Shit" !!!

All of my Friends & Relatives that have APPLES ...
Don't Have These Aggravations !!!

"To Be Forewarned Is To Be Forearmed!"

DON'T UPDATE WWF THROUGH ZYNGA !!!

(C) - TKH.