So, what does this topic
have to do with Driving?

Nuttin' Honey !

SKID MARKS ?


Tom Hyland - (C) - 8/14/16


Well, the First kind that may come to mind are ...
Usually caused by applying the Brakes ...
Right ?

But, Pilgrims, there's another type that are ...
Caused by applying Gas !
Huh ?

Yep ... these particular "Skid Marks" are ...
Regretfully ... found ... in your "Drawers" !
Ugh !

These telltale signs may be Disgusting to discuss ...
But ... they have a definite purpose ...
They prevent 'Two-Days' wear !
Duh ?

My rather Gross theory is that no matter ...
How careful one may be in the 'Wiping' process ...
Another 'culprit' causes these 'Skid Marks' ...
Why ?

Absolutely No One can be more Fastidious than I ...
In the aforementioned process ...
Fold, Wipe, Check ... Fold, Wipe, Check ...
At least Three Times!

No Residue !!!

So ... Just Who, or What, is this Culprit ?
Yet another 'Unmentionable' ...
A Natural Function of Nature ...
Ponder ... Ponder ?

Every Human does it ... usually Uncontrollably ...
More than likely, every day of their Lives ...
PfffffffffT !

This clue, my Friends, brings us back to Verse 2 ...
The application of Gas ... not Brakes ...
The 'culprit' that causes those Repulsive Stains ...

A FART !!!

Q. E. D. ?

Quad Erat Demonstrandum !

SKID MARKS !

So ... Do You Have A Different Theory ?

Let's Hear It !!!


(C) - TKH.