You know you are a senior when events that happened two months ago seem like two weeks ago.
When a bell goes off in your house, you're not sure if it's the phone, the door, or that constant ringing in your ears.
You know that on the next pain-free day you have, you will be wearing your best suit and someone will be saying a eulogy.
Everyone thinks you're deaf - but the truth is, you're really not interested.
You know who Kukla, Fran, and Ollie were.
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