America stands for free trade

Bush and Blair are great responsible leaders

China is rising peacefully to world power

Doping in sports never happened

Europeans care a lot about security & defense

Fidel Cuba Castro is in perfect health

Global warming won’t affect Guantanamo Bay

Holy books guide us to an enlightened future

Indonesian airplanes and ferries are safe

Japanese WWII males never coerced women to sex

Koreans prefer atomic bombs to food

Lottery gets money to the poor

Mortgage rates will always remain low

Non-proliferation of atomic weapons is fully realized

Organized crime doesn’t interfere with politics

Polonium tastes great with sushi

Questions remain whether the sea level will rise

Rockets make the world a much safer place

Stocks are always a good investment

Turkey is truly a part of Europe

Uranium isn’t getting enriched in Iran (call it Iranium?)

Vladimir Putin stands for democracy

World-leaders do care about Africa

X-rays in high-flying jets won’t damage your health

Yahoo, Google and Gates never censored the internet

Zulus shouldn’t be afraid of Aids

(c) 2007 by Franz L Kessler