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Stoners and Whiners
5/30/2007 8:38:10 AM


Let's start with the stoners first.

Stoner is a slang expression for someone who drinks by the barrel and also uses drugs. Edgar Allen Poe was described as a stoner, although I believe he mostly used drugs. Now for the modern day stoners, the Three Musketeers known as Paris, Lindsay and whatsherface. Oh... yes...How could I forget Britney?

Anyway, Britney shaved her head, got two tattoos in one night and allegedly suffered a meltdown. Members of the media were worried about this bald mess as though she was one of their own. Paris, the perennial grinner who believed she was above the law, suffered a near meltdown when she was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Much to my chagrin, instead of taking it like the alleged woman of culture she purports to be, this sniveling, begging cry baby wanted the whole world to sign a petition to keep her out of jail. Then that head jailer who makes all of his 'guests' sleep in tents in 110 degree weather and wear pink underwear said he had room for Paris. So, fearing she'd end up there suffering publicly with riffraff, instead of in the private quarters she was promised in Calefornea--as Arnold says, Paris finally shut up.

And are we done? Not on your life. Now we have Lindsay, drunk as a skunk in a $186,000 car crashing it into a curb or something like that. Hey, if I had a car that expensive I'd have to live in it. And she crashes it. What is it with these ultra-rich drunks? They can all easily afford chauffeur driven limos, but they all insist on driving themselves while drunk, endangering the lives of their starry eyed fans. Then again, Paris would be adding little insignias to the side of her car the same as pilots do during war time when they shoot down the enemy. This is the extend of her regard for her public. After all, didn't she claim that her beauty, fashion sense and style keep us from remembering our mundane lives? Therefore she performs a public service.

I think picking up trash on the highway is more of the public service I had in mind for Paris. We might be poor compared to her but I hardly think our lives are that lacking.

But getting back to Lindsay. She's been arrested, although not jailed like the rest of us 9-5 riffraffers. And now the media is worried that the poor dear is having a meltdown the same as I worried when a friend of mine accidentally removed the door from a police car by striking it when he was driving drunk. See, the officer stopped, he didn't. When the officer opened his door to get out, my friend took it off, nearly killing the officer, and lost his license for five years. Threw the book at him they did, but he wasn't driving a $186,000 car. Rather he was driving a 12-year old Chevy with the back door tied on so it wouldn't fall off. So he went to jail while Lindsay signs into rehab. Anyway, I'm happy he lost his license for five years. He nearly killed someone as this trio of stoners might do one day. And whether it's an officer of the law or a civilian, a drunken kill is a drunken kill.

However, back to Lindsay once more. Maybe the judge can arrange for her to bunk with Paris being that they're such close friends and the two can sit in jail singing, "What a helluva ride. Whooooo Hooooo."

Now to the whiner. El Presidente has finally decided to withdraw at least 50% of the troops next year if Iraq doesn't keep its side of the bargain in defending itself. Now, here are the figures given. Notice, he never was good at math. Of the 146,000 men over there, he plans to whittle it down to 100,000. Hey, I couldn't make that up. In fact I wanted to send him my calculator but didn't for fear he'd think I was being sarcastic or something along that line.

And do any of you wonder why he's cutting back? Not only are key members of his party no longer backing him, but, and listen to this: Condy herself suggested the cut as a good idea. His yes lady is no longer yessing him to death. She realizes that the entire world has turned its back on George and she wants to cut her losses and get out. After all, HIS political career might be over, but she's only 50 and wants to proceed with hers. See, politics makes strange bed fellows but it doesn't make 'friends' loyal.


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