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Harper Collins contracts Bird Flu 3/16/2006 1:45:38 AM
The cult of celebrity reaches new vacuous heights. Publishing House Harper Collins (cretins) have committed a gross error of judgement, in mine, and most of the literary worlds minds. These so called purveyor's of literary talent have offered a performing Chimpanzee named Wanye Rooney, (a football/soccer player) who already has more money than sense; £5,000,000 for his biography in 5 volume's (hahaha) over the next twelve years. How galling is that to all the real literary talent out there and thopse struggling to get published? The guy is 20 years old, virtually illiterate, so it's definately going to be ghost written. What f***ing life experience has he had? ooo he kick's a bag of air about, hmmm...if he wasn't a footballer he'd probably be in a young offenders institution or hanging round the off-licence with all the other 'Chav's'*. He has a penchant for saggy old whores so that will fill a page. The limited market this book will sell to ie; football fans and no brainers who find this shit intreresting,(vacuous sycophant's and idiots sucked into the cult of celeb) makes this descision laughable. What a sorry lot of loosers we really are. Get me out of here I'm a celebrity.
*Chav; (sl) noun, 1. Complete and utter twat.
2. Often seen hanging around off-licences in packs of at least 10 like minded spotty hooded-Herbert’s. 3. Wears lots of cheap and nasty ‘ bling’, usually sovereign rings and gold bog chains, also Burberry caps and nylon sports clothes.
4. Wanker.
