my groin still hurts, of course. so i won't get into it today. i'll get into another pleasant topic: the "war" in iraq. no, i won't. thw whole thing is stupid, and i'm tired of white conservative christian republican males calling me a liberal terror sympathizer, or whatnot.

     i was called a racist not too long ago, by a white person. the whole situation is a gem of irony. it was over something i said about mexico. what i said was "i would move to canada if it was in mexico." when i was asked why not move to mexico now, i replied, jokingly, "i don't like mexican food; besides, i'm puerto rican, there are too many mexicans in mexico." so i got called a nationalist race hater. whatever. it's not like i joke about tsunamis in indonesia.

     oh, wait, i have.

     people need to realize that anything can come out of my mouth at any given moment. i can't control it; it's like farting in an elevator, or sneezing during an opera. if i had a working mental censor, believe me, i'd have it cranked to 10. i don't know why i have these thoughts; the older i get, the more random and fragmented they come out. maybe it's early signs of senior dementia? that would be nice, i'm looking forward to wearing diapers and masturbating in public.

      seriously.