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Equal Rights with a Bullet 4/4/2015 1:18:02 PM
A look at the issue of replacing Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill with a woman. Now I’m all for equal rights among the sexes, but I also believe in calling a spade a spade and a hoe a hoe and that equal doesn’t mean superior.
I’m gonna dig deep (and undoubtedly bury myself in the process) and adopt an attitude well suited to the 1950s or before to address this week’s stupid issue, in which I shall take my opinion to a primitive level in the hopes of pissing off any broad out there who might be into all the Woman’s Lib cult-like (lose the like) nonsense and actually support that which I shall now rip to shreds.
Hey, pissing people off is what I do, just give me a chance and I’ll piss you off, too (hopefully I already have at some point).
Ok, get this shit- if this nonprofit (like hell) group of skirts calling themselves “Women on 20s” have their way Andrew Jackson will be taking a hike and replaced by a woman on the twenty dollar bill, and this will happen sometime before 2020.
As the son-of-a-bitch is credited with forming the Democratic Party maybe he deserves to be replaced as only that side of the isle would ever allow to happen by someone who, matter not what else they may have ever done never was the figurehead of the country.
The choice of bill and year come into play because 2020 will be the one hundred year anniversary of the passing of the 19th amendment which gave women the right to vote (and looking at this load of crap I can see why maybe doing so was a bit misguided).
Among the unearned (according to the rule of our forefathers, but, of course, they were men, and therefore bad and wrong in every possible way) candidates for the position are Susan B. Anthony (who already, thanks to peanut farming stinking liberal Jimmy Carter, tried and failed to be a coin dollar, and what a lovely quarter she made, too – next), Eleanor Roosevelt (hey, she lived in the White House, that’s gotta count for something, in 20s maybe even), Harriet Tubman, and Rosa Parks.
This might be all well and good, but the last time that I looked American paper money only featured dead President’s, not dead President’s wives, so my big question here is where to these dames get off trying to bully one of their own onto the 20 dollar bill or any other piece of U.S. paper currency. And while they’re at it, why isn’t Queen Oprah at the top of their all mighty list. She ain’t dead, but if you’re a-gonna break a rule, ya might as well shatter the f*** out of it, ladies.
Sure the law could be changed. Any law can be changed. But why the f*** should it be? The way I see it (the right way - I kid you not), is that if these hens want to see one of their own so immortalized in the timeframe in question, that they had better find a way to get one (the ever shady Clinton fembot or someone else) elected in 2016 and then assassinated (with the state of the Secret Service these days, that shouldn’t be too difficult) sometime not too close to the end of their first and only term.
Although you’d never hear the pair admit to it, I’d be really surprised if Barack Obama (who has given the notion his verbal approval but done nothing else for it) would ever potentially willfully sign away his right to be the first colored person on American paper money or if Hillary would ever seriously support any effort to see any woman other than herself on the face of any bill when she’s been dreaming of being the first such person to be the like and of seeing her face there from beyond the grave since before she was conceived. The only way that I see Barack throwing his weight behind this idea is if the old ball and chain forces the issue with him, because like they say, behind every great man is a great woman holding a cast iron frying pan with no bones about using it any damn way that she sees fit. And even should he make the measure the centerpiece of his table it would still have to get through Congress, and I don’t see that happening none too soon when they can’t even manage to accomplish things that they all agree that they want to accomplish in anything resembling a timely fashion.
These money loving, man hating “Women of 20s” women have a lot of other women screaming that it’s time for such a change (look out - it’s a revolution waged in high heels and at shopping malls and on softball fields - how, to borrow one of their words from them, cute), and that it’s only fair it be made, but, of course, they’re ALL wrong. Until one of them meets the standard requirements (what part about dead Presidents don’t you get?), as wrong as it may sound to them, it’s not time for such a change and it’s only unfair to those who have gone to all the trouble to actually play by the rule instead of demanding that it be changed.
Take Obama (and I won’t say what you can do with him). He thought that it was unfair that there had never been a black President, so you know what he did, he didn’t demand that free elections be thrown out the window and that he or another black man (he, not another black man) be appointed President, he went out and told every lie that he needed to and pulled every dirty trick that he could out of his bag of magic and became that which he wanted to see. As much as I don’t care for the man, I’ll give the devil his due. Bros before hoes bitches.
More information on what I think about Woman’s Lib and what it REALLY means can be found in my book How to Attract Angry Women with Assault Weapons and Make Them Hot for Your Blood (not a real book, but while I’m at it and why not even, I do know of a real book about a hot woman out for blood that I can plug – see the attached website – please and thank-you).
There, that outta get those chicks to clucking pretty good.
