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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 12/14/2003 3:08:19 PMSubject: The Wait Is Nearly Over....
Hey Folks!
Just two days remain between you and my book, I Know Why The Aliens Don't Land!
Can you smell the excitement?
You can order it today through barnesandnoble.com and amazon.com--or even your local bookstore.
I'll make it easier: go to my BOOK section at
www.authorsden.com/aliens
and click on either the Barnes & Noble or Amazon link. (I know at least Barnes and Noble has a 10% discount. Oh, the holidays.)
Order now and I'll autograph it for ya, all nice-like.
Thanks again for your support. I'm going to need it: I think my life is about to become a circus show the likes to which I am unaccustomed.
Happy Holidays!
--Jeremy
