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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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Newsletter Dated: 10/1/2004 9:25:42 AMSubject: Frankenstein Vs. Monkey
Hello fellow ME fans. This is just a quick update. Today I sign an ebook deal with Filament Books. Filament is a new joint venture between UFO MAGAZINE and the ART BELL radio show. Combined, they reach an audience of 10 million, so I'm excited to get in while they're at the groundfloor stage. Translated: My book will be in their online store at the beginning of their marketing push.
Translated a different way: I could sell 10 million copies of my electronic book while still holding a thousand hard copies in my bedroom.
Translated thrice: Huh-huh...I said "Hard in my bedroom."
Okay-okay-okay, I'm in a bit of a jubilant mood. Forgive me. To learn more about my mood swing and find out what "Frankenstein Vs. Monkey" means, please read my aptly titled BLOG entry, "Frankenstein Vs. Monkey" at:
www.authorsden.com/aliens
Thanks and have a lovely weekend.
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni
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