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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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Newsletter Dated: 2/23/2006 7:25:06 AMSubject: radio/internet interview changed to this Sunday
Hey, y'all. Due to a power-killing ice storm last weekend, you can hear me rant and rave about my movie this Sunday at 9:30pm (EST) at:
www.wparanormal.com
Nope. Not a typo.
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MOVIE PREMIERE AFTERPARTY UPDATE
Okay so I think I can speak freely about this but know that it is subject to change. The party will be in CbGb Lounge, which is NOT the same as the Gallery. It's downstairs from the Gallery.
Beginning at 9:30pm sharp (yeah, right) there will be musical performances by:
The Violets
Stick Insect
Tammany Hall NYC
There MAY be (nothing is definite here) comedic performances by:
Jim Gaffigan
Jason O'Connell
There is a $10 cover charge, which will be waived if:
1.) You're in the credits of the movie.
or
2.) You show up with a signed copy of my book. After the movie I'll be selling/signing said book at the movie theater. I will charge $12.00 for the book, which normally costs $19.95. I really wanted the afterparty to be free for all but since that can't happen I think this is a close second.
What else?--oh yeah: SPREAD THE WORD! Tell everyone you know to get their asses to this flick. I wanna sell it out, fill that lounge, and make a memory for everyone that replaces the image of my ass that will inevitably be burned into your retina.
Oops. Is that a spoiler?
Thanks Again!
jeremy
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