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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 7/25/2006 2:38:22 PMSubject: Movie, Music, Party, Dream Interview - MY GOD IT'S ALL FREE!!!
WHAT?
Movie Screening - "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story"
WHAT ELSE?
World Premiere Screening - The Violets "Seen It On TV" Music Video directed by yours truly.
COME ON, WHAT ELSE?
Followed by a live performance by The Violets.
THAT'S IT?
And an after party
HOW MUCH?
Free!!! If you want to donate $3 for the fuck of it, do it. If not, drink something or eat something or just sit there like a vegetable and hope an unhappy vegan doesn't try to eat you.
WHEN?
This Saturday, the 29th, at 8:00 PM
WHERE?
A lil' coffee house (I believe w/alcohol for cheap) called:
Vox Pop
1022 Cortelyou Rd.
Brooklyn, NY 11218
HOW DO I GET THERE?
God, you're a bitch. Here. Go here for a friggen map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1022+Cortelyou+Rd.,+Brooklyn,+NY+11218
It's simple, really: take the Q Train Downtown to Cortelyou. When you step outside the station, turn left and walk about 6 blocks. Vox Pop is right on the corner in front of you. See it? See us? You're SO there!
I HATE YOUR EMAILS. MAKE ME LAUGH, MONKEY. THEN MAKE ME THINK.
Done and Donner...Go to www.valiens.com - click on THE LATEST tab. I have a faux radio show going up within the hour that features music, comedy, and an interview with authors Anne and Whitley Strieber. Yes, THAT Whitley Strieber. You'll love it, promise. If you need a primer on some of the ufological topics, click on the latest entry in my BLOG section. All of that is free too.
Be sure to check out my website later in the week for a behind-the-scenes look at the music video!
See You Soon!
--jeremy vaeni
