People Of Earth:

This week a wildly popular reviewer of all things occult, named Alfred Lehmberg, reviewed my movie. In the review he says that I am one of two writers he wishes he could write like (based on my UFO Magazine column). The effect has been this: my Amazon.com book sales, which were clocking in at the 2 millionth percentile three days ago, have jumped to the 32 thousandth.

I have no idea how Amazon ranks sales but I do know for a fact--not wishful thinking, a straight up fact--that to break the top 10 means agents & publishers breaking down your door.

Now, if you've bought my book already, thank you. None of this applies to you. But if you haven't and you want to, NOW is the time. I just completed the first draft of book #2. I refuse to self-publish again. Daddy needs an agent.

Plus my birthday is in a couple of weeks. GUILT GUILT GUILT!

Okay, that's my pitch. You could give your 13 bucks to a starving village in the Third World, but you won't. So why not buy my book, I KNOW WHY THE ALIENS DON'T LAND!, instead?

Thanks! Here's the direct link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0974685402/sr=8-1/qid=1155821730/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-6625101-4863058?ie=UTF8

Sincerely

Jeremy Vaeni

PS: If you're wondering what the book is about after reading the title, perhaps books are not for you. Buy it anyway. That'll keep me from making fun of you.