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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 9/6/2006 12:25:29 PMSubject: Vaeni Vs. Strong Island!
If On Long Island Friday....
Date: THIS FRIDAY 9/8/2006
Time: 7:00pm
Location: Middle Country Public Library in Centereach, NY
Summary: No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story screens followed by chat with the director & book signing.
Cost: FREE!!!
COME SEE MY MOVIE AND THEN ASK ME EMBARASSING QUESTIONS! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!