Why hello there! Thanks for choosing to sign up for my newsletter. The letters aren't always brief but they are always informative and funny. Or barring that, they are something to divert your attention from whatever it is you do with your time. Clearly, you don't want to be doing what you're doing right now. Who does? So sit back, relax, and enjoy fresh, hot ME.
Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
---------------
www.valiens.com
UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 5/9/2007 6:31:50 PMSubject: Oh Dear God--What Has Britney Spears Done This Time???
You know the last thing Britney Spears needs for her career is to approve of my movie, "No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story." If you haven't grabbed your copy yet, it's available pretty much everywhere on the internet. It's spreading like wildfire. That's right, like fire that is wild. Hell it's even winning rave reviews. Or barring that, mediocre ones.
Most importantly of all, though, if you go to the Totally Britney website, it's listed under Britney Spears' DVDs. One can only hope these are movies Britney herself has watched and approved of whilst shaving her curtains to match the waxed floor.
Here's the link. Please buy it from there. That would make my day.
http://www.totalbritneyaccess.com/index.php?c=britney2&n=163451&k=Jeremy+Vaeni&t=Director&s=sr&p=1
__________________
www.valiens.com has landed
