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Truly,
Jeremy Vaeni
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UFO Magazine
Newsletter Dated: 6/18/2008 5:11:46 PMSubject: Tix On Sale Now For Oct. 16-18 Culture of Contact Fest!
Wanna go to a UFO conference that's so cool it's not a conference, it's a festival?
Wanna do that for dirt cheap?
Go to www.cultureofcontact.com read all about it and use the discount code MYTH for a discount on top of your built-in discount. (Offer good until July 7th.)
How are we doing it for this cheap? Simple. We don't want only die-hard UFO buffs forking over big bucks. We want everyone there. YOU'RE everyone!
Hooray!
It's inexpensive, it's a great location, and it's gonna be awesome. Don't miss out--act now!
Sincerely,
Jeremy Vaeni
director, Culture of Contact