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Rumpology
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Guys and girls we are all guilty of bird watching of some type.


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We sit on it,
some hit on it.
Mulitifuctional seat,
packed with cushion meat.
All shapes and sizes,
other use compromises.


For some an obect of desire,
causing hot sexual desire.
Many do abuse,
the seat they use.
It's very hard to know,
who's watching the show.


Bird watchers are peeking,
bun lovers are seeking.
Better watch your behind,
it maybe on anothers mind.
Have a sit down,
then look around.


Peek a boo,
someone maybe
watching you!


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 Reviews of "Rumpology"
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
ROFL. One of the best I've read today, Grady. Gave me a hell of a howling laugh. ~~Nordette

Reviewed on April 22, 2005
fun write, grady! can't predict what'll do next, but one CAN be guaranteed to be entertained! well done, bravo!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Reminds me of that old song about "girl watching", maybe this should be put to music called Rump watching...LOL! Ed

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 21, 2005
hahahahaha..a neverending song WaTcHiNg!!

Love Tinka


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