Mayonaise Sandwich at 3am (poem) by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: Patricia Sims, iRiley Blake, iTerry Vinson, iWilliam Manchee, iJohn Burns, iFlo Fitzpatrick, iCheri Clifton, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iJames Harvey, iT. Cline, i

Home > Cooking/Food/Wine > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Blog

· 3,670 Titles
· 17,072 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Nov, 2002

OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Mayonaise Sandwich at 3am
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
Rated "G" by the Author.

Save

Follow Share on Facebook

We all got our weird eating habits, which hops us like rabbits. This poem represents one of mine.
Just bread and mayo, kraft real mayo, oh my oooo! Mayonaise sandwich at 3 am, no meat, turkey or ham. Kraft real mayo is fattening a bit, but at the time, I didn't give a sit. I should really care, because I have no more weight to spare. Sleep walking to the refrigerator, kraft mayo became the dictator. I love kraft real mayonaise, I could eat it for many a days. Don't let me find an empty jar, I'll go jump in my car. Off to the store I go, after some more kraft mayo. G

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Mayonaise Sandwich at 3am"

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 18, 2005

Mayo and peanut butter is a kickin' sandwhich in the early AM as well...Ed

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 17, 2005

Yummy ....try Chilly Beef Aromat with it...even more yummy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E. Richardson

Reviewed on May 17, 2005

hahaha....I liked this...and I like mayo sandwiches too. Well done, G.E.

New Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

I once heard this preacher say, "I''ll preach out of a paper bag if I have to." I feel the same about verse.

Paper Bag Poet

From the wishing well, minusing the devil''s hell.

I Wish U Well

Roses are red, thorns prick instead, depending on the head, or what is later on said.

Thorns End

The world is full of angry pissed off people everywhere, here and there, and some really don''t care. They have anger to spare.

Pissed Off People

Life is a sweet and sour affair, so take a deep breath and find some fresh air, that is if you dare or really care.

Deliver Us From Evil

We need oxygen, aka air, no matter what it needs to be there, however life at times isn't fair.

Lung Answer

and likes, whatever! Oh yes, the racist and bigots are here too, just like in regular society.

Peoples Dislikes

"Be happy for what you escape!" A Trask quote got me to thinking, and inking.

What U Escape

Popular Poetry (Cooking/Food/Wine)

1.	Deal Meal
2.	UN ... ?
3.	The baker's wedding cake
4.	Cooking Up Some Romance!
5.	Food haiku
6.	Ode to the cOOkie
7.	Demon-Lover Chocolate
8.	Dad's Cookout Haiku
9.	At The WhatNot Shoppe Cafe

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

What's All The Wine-ing About by Margot Dillard

The Beginner's Guide to Learning Wine Snobbery...A book that offers information about grapes, tastes, winemaking, and the dos and don'ts of wine tasting.

Member BookAds

Wine and Sweet Words, 2nd Ed. by Margot Dillard

A collection of fun, fascinating quotes, idioms, and saying are found in Wine and Sweet Words, providing an enjoyable way to spend an evening.

Member BookAds

Life By the Glassful (Because drinking from the bottle isn't an option by Margot Dillard

Life By The Glassful is a humorist twist on everyday life, both opportunities and challenges, presenting full color photos and

Member BookAds