PAIN!

The sht hurt,
worse than a smack by Burt.
More powerful than a locomotive,
faster than a speeding bullet,
able to keep agony going,
better know what you're doing!

Because if you don't,
the pressure of pain won't,
won't quit,
it will keep on trucking,
have a body ducking,
like a big duck clucking.

Chicken in the pot,
the heat on his behind hot.
Glad I'm not a chicken,
I keep on ticking,
regardless of the pain,
trying to drive me insane.

Tell me something good,
a baseball bat is hard wood.
Keep it away from my head,
hit the ball instead.
Please don't shoot,
I'll stay away from your loot.
Pain done taught,
avoid until caught!

G