Never say never,
especially if you have a heart and a liver.
Pump sump,
toilet dump,
ride on the camels hump.
Fall off go sit on the stump,
pick your face bump.
Dig in your pass,
while you sit on your azz.
Another ride may come along,
it may be a donkey with a song,
so you've got to be strong.
Not a strong oder,
you got to have your house in order.
Living in the house of
the rising sun,
poor fool is almost done,
minds been gone.
body hanging by a thread,
the buzzard soars for the dead,
eats the donkey instead.
Poor buzzard detected,
the azz was infected.
Wouldn't even come near,
flew on and ate a deer.
Later on plucked a steer,
buzzard had no fear,
even ate the steers rear.
Throwed rider the buzzard still
wouldn't come near.
Fool died in the desert hot,
wouldn't even rot.
the bugs ran,
there lay a dead man.
megteopeno
Great write. Great way to start the day.
Laugh out Loud!
God Bless,
Lew