The little choo choo,
that couldn't choo choo.
All the bigger trains,
had tarnished his brains.
Move aside little choo choo train,
you'll never be a choo choo main.

Everytime he thought he could,
his brain would stop him good.
Don't even rant,
because little train you can't.
Everyday his brain repeated the chant,
little train you can't,
little train you can't,
he wouldn't even try to enchant.

So the little choo choo sat on the track,
his own brain holding him back.
The little choo choo totally quit,
so he was grinded up in the junk pit.
He was so big,
all his left over mass wouldn't fit.

If only the little cho cho had looked in the mirror,
he would have seen that he was superior.
He was as big as the other engines around,
but his own brain held him down.
From his mass of metal
another big engine was constructed,
but the little choo choo's spirit instructed.

The big new choo choo just sat on the same track,
the same jealous trains came to attack.

O