Enjoying life
might be better with
a husband or a wife
I'll take you on a swirl
maybe my thoughts
are only in my world
I'm just onepoet speaking
trying to keep
my verse streaking

Life can be kind of mean
even our food isn't that clean
To really enjoy we might
have to eat a little dirt
A wee bit of dirt really
won't hurt
Unless it's toxic in nature
some poison nasty creature
Like the pig
but all the greedy ig
Give me a slice of that
bacon crisp and lean
I love it
Don't worry about it
being perfectly clean

Love OMG love
at times what a push and shove
Sometimes I be afraid to
say the word
watchout here come
the great big turd
As in poop
walk your dog
take along the scoop
Love that pet though
Now what about
your crazy azz mate
Been so long and so much crap
you can't remember the first date 
But you'd better
before your relationship
become a quitter

This wedding I attended
I just sat there suspended
The preacher
a holy man teacher
said
overlook your mates faults
what if he or she kicks your azz
or some worse assaults

Good and bad
happy and the sad
Got to share them in love
For better or worse
just a part of mans curse

Suckers been trying to
destroy my smile
pack a lunch
prepare to stay for awhile
Like until hell freezes over
bring a four leaf clover
cause my smiles not going
no phucking where
Unless I'm with the sucker
so up pucker

I got my scooper

OnepoetGem