I'm going to be perfectly honest

I never won no love life contest

I just do my best

When I was a young buck

I never had much luck

I always wanted to have this perfect love

For this I use to pray to the Lord above

After a few close calls

And quite a few crawls

Love always ended up being a pain in the ass

And until this day the pain still won't pass

The only thing that has changed about it

Is

I've became more positively legit

I could take or leave this love trip

Then maybe take a trip

I don't know where

Just somewhere

More sane

That's not such a pain