POLOTICKING
THERE AIN'T NOTH'EN MORE CANTANKEROUS
THAN A SIDE WINDING SIDEWINDER
SCURRYING THROUGH THE DUNES,
EXCEPTING A POLOTICKING POLITICIAN-
AN' THERE YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH THE DICTION!
WHY, HE'LL SING ANY POPULAR TUNE
FOR THE FOLKS NEXT JUNE-
'TIL THEY'VE LEFT THE VOTERS BOX.
FROM THE FIRST BABBLING NEANDERTHAL
TO THE LIKES OF OBAMA-
THEIR POLISHED ACTS HAVE WON US ALL!
SOME ARE LEFT AN' SOME LEFT RIGHT-OUT;
THUS THEY WANDER AND MEANDER ALL ABOUT!
YES INDEED, WHEN TUNES GO SHIFTING
THROUGH SEASONAL REASONING-
THINGS CAN BECOME MIGHTY CONFUSING!
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