A Silly Musing, Slow Days and Uncle Dan

If everyone lost everything in the depression-

who did they lose it to? Who had money?

If Adam and Eve were the first people

who did the kids marry?

Every time someone says

'Now I am not bragging on my self'

expect some self-bragging is going to be happening soon.

Do fish drink water?

What do you call the top of your foot?
 

Everyone can't be better than everyone else;

that makes no sense.
 

Everyone can't be worse than everyone else;

that makes no sense.

I need my glasses to find my glasses.

'There are some people that make it

very difficult for me to be wrong.' he said

You can win every argument

by calling your opponent a do-do head.

If the guy at the bar has green teeth

he is not from your neighborhood.

Get up and leave to avoid a bad night.

If you have red teeth and fangs

you are dead.

If you are dead

you should lie down

and stop confusing people.

I walked past the plate glass window

on the street

and a demon had taken over my body-a plump one.

My head stopped growing

but the word never got to my nose.

Yours too?

'Really, really smart people are always ugly.' he said

'It's a rule.'

'You must be very very smart.' she said.

Hey you don't know me well enough

to have your tongue go fishing in my mouth.

She asked me where babies come from.

I told her LA; they also whine a lot there.

I was trying to talk to her

but her kissing me made me mumble.

I am right most of the time

but that is because my friends

are correctly challenged

'He was beautiful' she said

but not as beautiful as Ben Franklin

on the 100 dollar bill.

'I used my rapier wit on him, ' he said 'but left out the wit.