The thorny issue of Scottish independence. No-one stopping it except the Scots (and the media) themselves.
Then again, Team GB, brand UK, is not thrown away lightly!

Ah believe in Scotland, it's a good land,
Ah believe the lairds speak good English,
That's why the Highlands sound like Kent.

Some poor Glasgow boys, mind you,
Don't even own a tent!

Ah believe in Scotland, the rising tide
Will lift all boats, the Para Handy,
The Queen Mary, everything that floats!

Some Poor Glasgow Boys, mind you,
Have never enjoyed water sports.

Ah believe in Scotland, its future
Is in our hands. Kindly ask Westminster
To give back our waters and our lands!