Are you getting them in? the poems
the songs, the prayers, the hymns

They're making fun of the fat lady
when she sings

I'm getting them in! the shorts, the pints
the chasers, the Pimms

They're not listening to the holy man
They're listening to the villains

I'm getting them in before the bell rings;
before it's time to check-out
of this holiday inn.