I work at the Royal Yacht club in Cowes
Queen Victoria's portrait is on the wall
I always give her a nod and a bow
and remember England in her pomp.

I love to watch lords and ladies
cavorting in their Argyll socks
How grand they look on their high horses
only a fool would begrudge their happiness

Thank God I was born British;
I can eat my rogan josh in peace
and give the victory sign like Mr Churchill
down on the high street.