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The Dentist
by KJ McPhee → (All Poetry by KJ McPhee)
Tuesday, June 4, 2019    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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The Dentist


I did the math, I did the sums
I found a dentist and showed her
my teeth and gums.
Dentists! as rare as hen's teeth
in some cities and towns.
But, I've got a big smile now,
and I'm looking at tits and bums.

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 Reviews of "The Dentist"
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on June 22, 2019
A Polish dentist. Such bravery, now rewarded with a confident smile

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on June 18, 2019
My husband will love this poem since he is a dentist.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 9, 2019
Hardly ever go to dentist's . . . Been that way all my life. Luckily I have great teeth. I'm eighty years old and my teeth are beginning to feel old as well as I. Eh, they are staying strong as I am trying to.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 8, 2019
GEE...THAT'S AN UNUSUAL OFFICE THERE...AND ONLY ONE CAVITY? HMMM, GOOD FOR YOU KEN. I SHUDDER WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT MY RETURN TO THE DENTIST WILL BE LIKE, REALLY. HAVE A BELATED HAPPY DENTIST DAY! THANKS FOR THE SHARE. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on June 8, 2019
So, you're smiling for the camera, eh? Good for you! I love your smile!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 5, 2019
I know what you mean. A good dentist can make you smile. Luckily, I've got all but one tooth left and I'm smiling every time I have to chew steak or something else that's a little tough.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 4, 2019
You're lucky, as my teeth have mostly gone away, only 6 left on the bottom, none on top, but you tend to learn to use what you've got, as have I, just not alot...-e-


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