Any Good Dirt, Pal



Gossip is gospel in the Rumor Mill
Are you sure you're sixteen, girl
who's on the downward spiral
who's bad, who's on the slide,
Any good dirt, pal?


Stuck in the bosom of Abraham
when they should be playin' poker
some you just can't save for Satan
I'm clean, I'm lily-white, I'm raised above
with my Major Barbara Salvation Army girl


Let's find the weakness and sleaze
before this state cleans up our act
lawyer taking bribes, police officer
turning a blind eye
Any good dirt, pal?


All the mudslingers,
all the swingers and players,
The master is not pleased, no sir
Hell, is this heavily mortgaged,
morally bankrupt world puttin'
on airs?