Soda farl from Donegal, wedding cake at Trollhaugen,
Mooncakes from China specially chosen,
Black Forest gateau at Obersalzburg,
your man drinking schnapps and wearing liederhosen.
Bakewell tart and pudding, Pavlova from Russia
Shortbread and whisky Dundee
at Edinburgh castle. Let them eat cake!
says Marie Antoinette in Paris.
Add hummingbird tongues for appetizers. No wonder they stunk of excess and had to dose their bodies with perfume because they felt bathing would kill them. My grandfather thought I would lose all my hair by showering every day.
When the local ladies learned that I like cake, three of them now make carrot cake for me and I have a great deal of time trying to eat it all without getting as fat as Marie Antoinette probably was.
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When the local ladies learned that I like cake, three of them now make carrot cake for me and I have a great deal of time trying to eat it all without getting as fat as Marie Antoinette probably was.
Ron