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a woman of class
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a woman of class

 

sitting on my patio
 on my porch swing
 eating from an extra large bag of generic popcorn
 i watch my puppy eat a brillo pad
 and my big dog crap
 while i burp

 and scratch my mosquito bites

pick my nose

and fling boogers at fireflies

 

BAM

 

i made two of the little buggers stick together

 

life is good, huh?

Muu haa haaa


Low Class?




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 Reviews of "a woman of class"
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 19, 2004
Naughty write Anita.....but compelling and hilarious....
Love the laid back feeling..that's me too !! LOL

Peter Paton

Reviewed on June 25, 2004
(((lady a)))

that's gross...but so damn funny :) i love this

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

realistic as it gets--BRAVA! :)

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
Lettin it all hang out must be one of life's greatest pleasures - and why, if humanity is evolving, have we been deprived of this most basic right since ceasing to be either chimpanzees or 2-year olds?! Have to say that the vicarious enjoyment of watchin the dog crap is rather palled by the fact of havin to clear it up afterwards! Ass-kickin/(scratchin?!) write here, Babe! Kate xx

Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
hey, your only human right?
very cute!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
I was really enjoying this poem, Lady A - it had all the elements of poetic greatness - crapping, burping, and booger picking - then you just had to splat those lovely fireflies. Shame, Shame, Shame!

And Tinka is right.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
As Dolly Parton says, it cost a lot to dress this cheap!! Thank you for a really good laugh.

Reviewed by andrea coltman
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
Delightful write and funny too..best wishes Andrea

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
You are a funny thing you are!!!!
In answer to your two word question:
Low class?
the answer is...

Of course you are low class,no doubt about it,
mate,us high class dames NEVER eat generic BRAND pop corn,no sireeeee!
Hey A,
I love your wit and humour
'BLOODY great stuff!'
OOOPPPPSSSS,what I meant was:
Bloody great poetry!
Best wishes
from
The toff.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Hehehhehehehe Woman of class can take only soooo much huh??

Love this...you made me smile....hope EdK does not read this...you wil become the splatter Queen classy woman no more...heheheheh!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Lady A...I have amazing imagery with this write...I am green with envy...great chuckles...Fletcher B

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
This reminds me of the saying, "You got a lot of polish, it's all on your shoes!";-) you are too funny Anita!LOL

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
hahahahahah! You go girl!....what a delightful write!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
LOL I love that pic and this poem....

lady P

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Hey I know just the right guy for her :-)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Very descriptive poetry, Poet!!! I’m quite sure you did it with alot of style and grace, Lady A!!! Anita, you most certainly are a classy woman!!! Thanks for sharing your muti-talents!!! Loved the picture, and yes, life is very good, and alot better the alterative!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
LOL! it takes a lot of class to write this ...


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