Hemorrhoidal Reveries Of A Bullshit Technician (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on October 29, 2003

Both are pains in the ass and you describe them well.
George

Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)

Reviewed on October 28, 2003

Right on! Nice and bold.

TO BE A POET YOU MUST BE BOLD!

Richard Vallance

Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 22, 2003

Hemorrhoids? No problem. I've got some full on boils to contend with.
I WISH they were ONLY hemorrrhoids!

Adam

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on October 20, 2003

A doughnut pillow is needed. lol
You always write some great stuff.
Funny! But of course the pain in the
butt isn't?

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)

Reviewed on October 11, 2003

I loved this, your flow of words are amazingly strong, you captured this bang on,i can only imagine the pain of them myself but i know the pleasure of reading something thats damn damn good work, very well done, take good care...Mark xx

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on October 9, 2003

Lady A...I know how it feels to be bothered by this pain in the Ass. Sometimes I squirm in my seat over and over trying to adjust to a problem that is common to so many, by standing up or lying down flat. Hugs to you for this laugh a minute poem. Bill
P.S. Just don't ask me to come in and sit down.

Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2003

Ouch!! This brought back painful memories. Loved the biting humor of this.

~Jackie~

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell

Reviewed on October 8, 2003

LOL this is phucking hot, as hot as that jar of jalapenos. ;) Laughing hysterically and getting some visuals that concern me. ;)

My hats off to you Lady!
Janet xoxoxo

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip

Reviewed on October 8, 2003

Great funny write, Anita. If four out of five people suffer with hemmorhoids, do the other 20% enjoy them? Just thought I'd ask.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Transcendental Poet (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2003

LOL..Humor at its best..

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

Reviewed on October 8, 2003

Now I am so glad that I read this one, I thought the title was one of the best.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

Look at the funny side of it.....

Some people will stay "constipated" for most of there lives

Until they get a divorce.

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

Ouch! Glad I was standing when I read this one!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

This is hilarious Anita only you could do justice to hemorrhoids!
Fantastic write;-)lmao;-)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

Now this is a painful write! :-) Very original!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

geez, anita; i am glad i don't suffer from hemorrhoids either! and karla scared me; for a minnit i thought she was gonna' say I was a pain in the ass, but glad she said it was our boss! And he IS too. (shhh, don't tell anyone, 'kay?? or else we'd get canned! LOL)

felt the pain in this one; i already have enough pain; i DON'T need a pain in the ass, too! talk about a delicate situation here, folks...LOL

(((((((((HUGS))))))))))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

Now I'm going to be scarred forever by images of hemorrhoids spitting in my face.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 7, 2003

(((lady a)))

i'm so glad i don't suffer with this...i already have one pain in the rear, and that's my boss *shhhhhhhhhh* LOL

hysterical, painful write--well done LOL

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)