Celebrities all throughout the land;

Celebrities thick as fleas.

Celebrities sticking out their hands,

Celebrities hawking cheese.

Celebrities clog the tv set;

Celebrities fill the news.

Celebrities in the White House, yet!

Celebrities swilling booze.

Celebrities driving fancy cars;

Celebrities in a rage.

Celebrities passing out in bars,

Celebrities fighting age.

Celebrities suing left and right;

Celebrities being crude.

Celebrities aren't very bright.

Celebrities posing nude.

Celebrities telling filthy jokes;

Celebrities being witty.

Celebrities snubbing normal folks;

Celebrities being sh-tty.

Celebrities hooked on costly drugs;

Celebrities looking hazy.

Celebrities deep in hock to thugs,

Celebrities going crazy.

Celebrities with a ton of dough;

Celebrities on the phone.

Celebrities loathe each other so.

Celebrities bitch and moan.

Celebrities screw their neighbors' mates;

Celebrities pass the hat.

Celebrities hide behind locked gates,

Celebrities waxing fat.

Celebrities leading useless lives;

Celebrities kiss and tell.

Celebrities really give me hives.

Celebrities?

Go to hell.